When Gigi Hadid and Kendall Jenner wear dreadlocks on a runway it’s “High Fashion” when Zendaya wears dreadlocks to a red carpet she “Smells like weed” interesting. And by interesting I mean racist.
those text posts where every single comment is pure gold
pure gold
Pure gold
Pure gold
How is it that British wizards in Harry’s time have difficulty dressing like muggles and often end up looking odd with mismatched clothes yet 70 years prior to that Newt Scamander went to New York dressed like a fking runway model.
- Having a Beginning
- Having an Ending
- But WHERE’S THE MIDDLE?!?
- HOW DO I GET TO THE ENDING
- WHAT IS A PLOT
- WHAT ARE PLOT DETAILS
- WHAT IS WRITING
And most importantly:
- HOW DO I TITLE
FRIENDS
Concept: Angels don’t have to wear their halos on their head.
please stop telling me about halo cock rings
you started it
coward
Jace looked handsome as ever; his slender muscular body stood tall and rigid, impossibly strong and ablaze with power even after hours of fighting. The gold in his eyes was fogged over with a layer of concern, the sharp intelligence behind them ever so slightly touched by emotion. He looked like a statue carved by the gods, all gold and power and perfection. The tall gay was next to him.
blue-flavored candy is always the best flavor of candy like what the fuck. blue raspberries aren’t even a thing. we’re literally eating the color blue as a flavor and it’s fucking magical.
